100 Vulgar, Dirty, & Original Fantasy Football Team Names for 2022

    For some fantasy football leagues, you want your team name to sound witty and fun. At the other end of the spectrum, some leagues expect vulgar fantasy football team names, and the more obscene the better.

    well here they are, over a hundred dirty fantasy football team names to use at your discretion (but maybe not for the office league). Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    Reading: Edgy fantasy football team names

    the dirtiest fantasy names for the 2022 season

    without four games

    landrey nut

    How many deez nutz names can we fit in one article, do you think?

    double d kupps

    with his 2021 performance, he’s earned his own article on cooper kupp fantasy team names.

    chris carson fucking

    or just chris carsonofa if you like to keep it tight.

    I did it all for the nuk

    josh idiots

    and that’s our fifth jack off based name, for those keeping score.

    kamara come up and see me sometime

    You’d be the only kid on your block with a mae west themed team name, that’s for sure.

    blowjob talk

    dj shart

    robert woody

    robert gives me lumber etc… you probably could have figured it out on your own.

    kitten bits

    if you like this dirty fantasy name, you’ll enjoy our entire article dedicated to george kittle’s fantasy team names.

    austin killjoy

    james conner in bed

    Conner in bed, Steeler’s virginity?

    nfl team themed fantasy common names

    It’s 2022 and the computer police lurk around every corner. if your commissioner doesn’t allow vulgar humor in your fantasy football league’s name, then the only solution is to lower the bar with your team’s name.

    let’s start this year with some dirty fantasy team names for nfl teams.

    virginity of steel

    Please note that we are choosing not to add a ben roethlisberger joke here. check out our other steelers fantasy football names.

    jax off

    panty raiders

    deadly sins

    By 2021, all Cardinals players should have been excommunicated.



    sexual partners

    real sex tals, live sex dals, etc. you get it.

    time to see tanned tit

    fantasy football dirty names for qbs

    We now have a slew of articles dedicated to fantasy team names for NFL quarterbacks. here are some of our nastiest.

    dakin’ off

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    we have another article devoted entirely to dak prescott’s fantasy team name ideas.

    jack goffs

    yes, it’s another reference to masturbating. and I can’t promise there won’t be more.


    dak heads

    brees nutz

    yes. we could get one more year of the big one.

    jackson, get the fuck out

    It’s a Lamar Jackson joke, a Karate Kid joke, and our fourth masturbation joke all rolled into one.

    we have many more of these in our article dedicated to lamar jackson fancy name ideas.

    take off your pants and slack it off

    For the record, I consider this more of a blink joke than a masturbation joke.

    bradeez walnut

    just another deez nutz reference to keep things interesting. And since it’s never going to be retired, we went ahead and wrote an article dedicated to Tom Brady’s fantasy team names.

    dirty team name ideas for nfl running backs

    fantasy championships are based on stallion racers. you can also build your team name around nfl rbs.

    the swift winds of d’andre

    This nasty team name idea conflates She’ra’s battle unicorn and postcoital emissions.

    get it ingram

    nsfw wide receiver fantasy football names

    name your team after a wr1? If so, check out our collection of NFL wide receiver fantasy names.

    butt chasers

    this is the name of a ja’marr chase fantasy team, for those who need a little help.

    the dirty excavations

    I’ll let the urban dictionary explain it to you.

    the damn chris

    See our article on Chris Godwin’s Fantasy Football Team Names for more of these ideas.

    fantasy football team names of dirty defensive players

    I know you guys in the idp leagues need a nasty team name too.

    they’re all going to call us

    flexible cocks

    this fantasy nsfw name would work for idp players recruiting philadelphia defensive linemen.

    jj twat

    or tj twatt, dereck twatt, or even twatt brothers.

    return of the mack

    danielle milf hunter

    or danielle bitch hunter if you want to make a dark 30’s rock reference.

    three deflowers

    pepper spray

    darius leonard part 6

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    In case you were wondering why this name is on the list:

    myles masturbate

    I mean, we couldn’t pass up a sixth time

    used matte rubber

    never mind, this is the most disgusting.

    dark fantasy football team names

    aaron hernandez taxi service

    We pick you up and drop you off!

    kellen hits a new winslow

    alshon jeffrey did not commit suicide

    If you’re still looking for an iggles-themed name for your 2022 fantasy team, check out our list of philadelphia eagles fantasy football team names.

    old school nsfw fantasy football team names

    These fancy names are a bit dated, but even in 2022 they still hold up.

    fred smoot boat rental

    vick brothers obedience school

    shannon shart

    chris carter’s scapegoat


    favre had his cock taken away

    navy means no

    you could also go without sailors no. whatever you prefer.

    marijuana-themed fantasy football team names

    These cool fantasy team names are still inappropriate in most states. but maybe one day we’ll remember them and they seem pretty normal.

    james winstoned

    You know what they say: you win, you lose stoned.

    aaron jonesing

    if that’s too simple, you might as well go for aaron jonesing for a hit (or a workaround, but hit is more accurate, football wise).

    julio jonesing

    or, for that matter, ronald jonesing, marvin jonesing, or daniel jonesing. you get it.

    budda bakery groceries

    smoke a bowe

    classic vulgar fantasy football team names

    here is a selection of some of my favorite dirty fantasy football teams culled from around the web. I promise you won’t hurt my feelings if you choose one of them instead of the one I wrote.

    two gurleys, one kupp

    I won’t link to the benchmark for this name, and you’re welcome.

    my ball zach ertz

    cover the salami

    the baby has dak

    turns his head and laughs

    little red gang

    It’s only dirty if you read the lyrics of the song.

    four networks

    touchdown syndrome

    wendell has small wood

    amari spoilsport

    kissing cousins

    put on your pants

    wham bam thanks graham

    fill my lips with rivers

    oj howard is khloe’s father

    oops shit my fans


    oh, and just for the record, the final score is idiot jokes: 6, deez nutz names: 3. because I know you’re in on that narrative.

    more dirty ideas for team names?

    If you have any more ideas for dirty and vulgar fantasy team names, let me know in the comments below. I’ll add the really good ones to this list.

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